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When Keepin It Real Means Ridin A Bronco, Down goes Derrick, What would Joe Jackson think, Meerkatdamus

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Hell Yeah!!

I’m back baby!!

Just to stick a fork into your Duck intestines and twist, much like a greasy Italian at a pasta buffet.

Yeah, just maybe this post is a spaghetti western in which the hero gets shot in the face … so just get ready to deal with it.

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Remember those radical Boise State posts I had back in 2010?  Well, if Oregon was so much better than Boise, then why have the Broncos had more guys drafted into the NFL than Ducks the past two seasons?

Results (rnd) player:

2011

  • Boise: (2) T. Young, (3) A pettis, (7) B. Thompson
  • Oregon: (4) C. Matthews

2012

  • Boise: (1) D. Martin, (1) S. McCellin, (3) T. Crawford, (5) G. Iloka, (6) B. Winn, (7) N. Potter
  • Oregon: (2) L. James, (5) J. Katu, (6) M. Kasper (7) D. Paulson

Totals

  • Boise = 9
  • Oregon = 5

I know, the Boise schedule was a big deal and will always be a big deal, but if their talent level was so weak … why is the NFL calling so many more Broncos than Ducks on Draft Day?

Seriously, why was the so-called Heisman hopeful RB LaMichael James called in round 2 … AFTER Boise’s RB Doug Martin in ROUND 1 !?!?!?  Hmmmm.  COM’ON!!

Ask yourself this … was the PAC-10 that weak or was Boise that good?  Hmmmmm.

Remember, Oregon ended up playing Auburn in the Natty … but what if Cliff Harris doesn’t bail out the Ducks against Cal and Boise doesn’t get killed by their kicker against Nevada?  Does Oregon survive the Boise schedule if roles were reversed?  Just sayin, broseph.

Maybe Boise beats Cam and the Tigers?  Uhh, because they can actually pass the ball.

Hey, hand it to super coach Chip Kelly, this is a testament to his skill-set.  Dude can coach and scheme with the best.  And that is why he is an itch-and-a-scratch away from an NFL job.  Because he has to see where he can stand amongst the very best.  Not like that Peterson fella is a far fall from the genius tree either.  Peterson is hella good himself, and APPARENTLY can out recruit the Oregon boys without the help from the Nike gods.  How else do you get NFL talent to Idaho without a shoe company backin your every move?

This all sets up the biggest cash grab of all time … when Chip Kelly bolts for the NFL and Nike Oregon sends a tractor-trailer full of greenbacks to the house of Chris Peterson.

Sorry if I burst your green & yellow bubble, I’m just doin what David Chappelle taught me years ago … just keep it real, yo.

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Derrick is out for the post season.

That F’n BLOWS.

I’m a Sixers fan, so the last thing I want is my squad advancing because the opposing star player is out.  This sucks even more because the Heat have an easier route to the finals.  Only thing in the Heat’s way are the last-chance-Celtics.  My god it drives me nuts that Boston is the only team with players I like that can take down Miami.  Repeatedly stabbing myself in the shin with a fork sounds better at times than gettin behind the Bostonians (76er fan should never pull for Celtics, but sometimes sacrifices must be made … at least that is what I’m telling myself).

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Ahhhh, baseball.  Gotta love old hitters flocking to the AL and old pitchers flocking to the NL … all to extend their careers.

Because offense sells more tickets than defense, eventually, and unfortunately, the DH will move to the NL.  Which is the inevitable demise of integrity in the game.  Ok, maybe that was a bit dramatic, but I cannot stand the idea of tossing out the idea of ‘every position bats & fields‘.  Just absolute silliness.  It is what makes the game so good.

Once you go down that path some radical owner will declare we need 2 DHs.  Before you know it … by 2030 we will have a defensive lineup and offensive lineup.  Yeah, brutal.

Little league will certainly never be the same.  What about the kids!!!!

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I very much enjoy projecting into the future … and sometimes I actually get it right.  So my latest outlandish prediction may seem silly to Oregon fan … but I say … let it play out a bit.

By this time next year (April 2013 for the calendar impaired), Chip Kelly will be HC of the Vikings and will be selecting QB Matt Barkley with the 1st overall pick.

Try not to think much about it … just understand that I know things beyond your comprehension.  Kinda like Katy Perry has a really nice rack that you’ll never get to motorboat.

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I’m out, yo.

 


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